Personalized Darkest Political Timeline - Satirical Quote on Tariffs Toddler Dress. Perfect for political junkies, econ geeks, and anyone who thrives on chaos and commentary. Whether you're team left, right, or just want to watch it all burn with popcorn in hand, this is a bold statement wrapped in satire. Your little one will be adorable and comfortable in this 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib dress!