Personalized Funny I'm Not Always Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Sleeping Toddler Dress. If sarcasm is your second language but you also need your beauty sleep, this design is made for you! A funny and relatable design that perfectly sums up the duality of being sarcastic and enjoying a good nap. Whether you're known for your quick wit or just need your sleep, this design has you covered with humor. Your little one will be adorable and comfortable in this 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib dress!