Personalized Funny Retired Horse With Coffee I'm Retired I Don't Have To Humor Gift Baby Bib. This laugh-out-loud design features a goofy cartoon horse relaxing with a steaming cup of coffee and the perfectly relatable retirement motto: "I'm Retired - I Don't Have To, I Don't Want To, You Can't Make Me." A hilarious and spot-on gift for anyone celebrating retirement or embracing the retired life. Whether you're shopping for a horse lover, a coffee addict, or a newly retired friend or family member, this witty design says it all with humor and charm. Our Baby Bib is rated high in convenience and durability and with a variety of fashionable colors, your baby can be trendy. Mix and match to any outfit. 100% cotton ring spun combed heather colors are cotton-poly. Width 7.75", Length 11.75"