Personalized I Only Cry When a Democrat Holds Me Adult Apron. Funny political pun 'I only cry when a Democrat hold me' apparel and gifts. Spread the cuteness and laughter to everyone who will see this funny design on baby clothes! Click on the tabs to choose the product that you wish this design to be printed on. This Full-Length Apron with Pockets is designed for both functionality and comfort. Made from a durable poly/cotton blend, it offers excellent protection against spills and stains, making it ideal for cooking, baking, crafting, and more. The apron features two spacious front pockets, perfect for holding utensils, recipe cards, or other essentials. With adjustable neck straps and waist ties, it ensures a secure and comfortable fit for all body types. Available in a variety of colors to suit your style.