Personalized I Only Cry When a Democrat Holds Me Tote Bag. Funny political pun 'I only cry when a Democrat hold me' apparel and gifts. Spread the cuteness and laughter to everyone who will see this funny design on baby clothes! Click on the tabs to choose the product that you wish this design to be printed on. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.