Personalized I Only Cry When a Republican Holds Me Tote Bag. Funny political pun 'I Only Cry When a Republican Holds Me' apparel and gifts. Click on the tabs to choose the product, size, and color that you wish this design to be printed on. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.