Personalized Monday Even The Calendar Says WTF Funny Sarcastic Work Humor Design Tote Bag. This brutally honest design screams what everyone feels on Monday: "Monday - even the calendar says WTF." Perfect for office workers, remote teams, and anyone who dreads the start of the week. A hilarious, minimalist design that turns workplace dread into a relatable laugh - ideal for those who love dark humor, sarcastic quotes, and no-nonsense Monday vibes. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.